Keto, Keto, eggs and cheese and meat, oh
How I love this diet!
Easy to stick with and lose weight quick with,
You really oughtta try it!

If your blood sugar's high and your cravings won't die,
And you can't reach your laces to tie 'em,
Just cut out the fruit and the sugar to boot,
You'll be singing its praises like I am!

Keto, Keto, eggs and cheese and meat, oh
How I love to tout it!
Thirty-five pounds and counting...
Ok, I'll stop bragging about it.